jokes..

#1
"can i go to the theatre..?" asked a mosquito to her mother..

"yes..but b careful; pay attention during the applause.."


#2
two snakes were slithering through a field..1 snake turned to the other and asked, "do u suppose we r poisonous..?"

"i dono.."replied the other. "why..?"

"well..", said the 1st, "i just bit my lip.."


#3
a woman worries about the future until she has a husband..
a man never worries about the future until he has a wife..